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Well, he'll be sorry later on,' said Glod. 'Later on, people'll talk to him and he'll say: I left, you know, before they became famous.'
'He'll say ook.'even trolls could drink it.
'And after this,' said Glod, as they sat down to wait for the food, 'we'll find somewhere else to stay.'
'What wrong with your place?' said Cliff.
'It's too draughty. It's got a piano‑shaped hole in the door.'
'Yes, but you put it there.'
'So what?'
'Won't the landlord object?'
'Of course he'll object. That's what landlords are for. Anyway, we're on the up and up, lads. I can feel it in my water.''Anyway, that piano's going to need some work.''Yeah,' said Cliff. 'Like, I saw once where dis guy made stuff out of matches. He could repair it.'A couple of dollars became two lamb kormas and pitchblende vindaloo at the Curry Gardens, along with a bottle of wine so chemical that

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And then the man was inside, without actually appearing to have moved, and kicking the door shut in the landlord's face.
'Dibbler's the name,' the grin went on. 'C. M. O. T. Dibbler. I dare say you've heard of me?'
'Gook!'
'I ain't talking to you! I'm talking to you other guys.'
'No,' said Buddy, 'I don't think we have.'
The grin appeared to widen.
'I hear you boys are in a bit of trouble,' start.'
'What about the furniture?' said Buddy.
'Oh, stuff gets busted here every night,' said Dibbler expansively. 'Hibiscus was just having you on. I'll square it with him. Confidentially, you want to watch out for people like him.'
He leaned forward. If his grin had been any wider the top of his head would have fallen off.
'This city, boys,' he said, 'is a jungle.'said Dibbler. 'Broken furniture and whatnot.''We're not even going to get paid,' said Cliff, glaring at Glod.'Well now,' said Dibbler, 'it could just be that I could help you there. I'm a businessman. I do business. I can see you boys are musicians. You play music. You don't want to worry your heads about money stuff, right? Gets in the way of the creative processes, am I right? How about if you leave that to me?''Huh,' said Glod, still smarting from the insult to his financial acumen. 'And what can you do?''Well,' said Dibbler, ' I can get you paid for tonight, for a
'If he can get us paid, I trust him,' said Glod.

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Constable Detritus, Ankh‑Morpork City Watch, was guarding the Opera House. It was an approach to policing that he'd picked up from not wish to appear stupid. Detritus had never been inside the Opera House. He didn't know what sound it normally made at 2 a.m.
The front doors opened, and a large oddly shaped flat box came out, hesitantly. It advanced in a curious way ‑ a few steps forward, a couple of steps back. And it was also talking to itself.
Detritus looked down. He could see . . . he paused . . . at least seven legs of various sizes, only four of which had feet.
He shambled across to the box and banged on the side.Sergeant Colon. When you were all by yourself in the middle of a rainy night, go and guard something big with handy overhanging eaves. Colon had pursued this policy for years, as a result of which no major landmark had ever been stolen.[It had been an uneventful night. About an hour earlier a 64‑foot organ pipe had dropped out of the sky. Detritus had wandered over to inspect the crater, but he wasn't quite certain if this was criminal activity. Besides, for all he knew this was how you got organ pipes.For the last five minutes he'd also been hearing muffled thumps and the occasional tinkling noise from inside the Opera House. He'd made a note of it. He did

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from?' said the troll.
'Llamedos,' said Imp. He shut his eyes. He knew what trolls and dwarfs traditionally did to people suspected of being elves. The Guild of Musicians could take lessons.
'What dat you got dere?' said the troll. It had two large squares of darkish glass in front of its eyes, supported by wire frames hooked around its ears.
'It's a harp, see.'
it up to its knees in a circle. It tends to feel it has cause for disgruntlement.
'Everyone dresses like this in Llamedos, see,' said Imp. 'But I'm a bard! I'm not a druid. I hate rocks!'
'Whoops,' said the dwarf quietly.
The troll looked Imp up and down, slowly and deliberately. Then it said, without any particular 'Dat what you play?''Yes.''You a druid, den?''No!'There was silence again as the troll marshalled its thoughts.'You look like a druid in dat nightie,' it rumbled, after a while.The dwarf on the other side of Imp began to snigger.Trolls disliked druids, too. Any sapient species which spends a lot of time in a stationary, rock‑like pose objects to any other species which drags it sixty miles on rollers and buries

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Vetinari stood up as he saw the Watch running towards him. That was why the first shot went through his thigh, instead of Angua sprang away.
'Here! Wait for me!' barked Gaspode. 'That's the Shades that way!'

A third shot knocked a chip out of Detritus, who slammed into the carriage, knocking it on its side and severing the traces. The horses scrambled away. The coachman had already made a lightning comparison between current job conditions and his rates of pay and had vanished into the crowd.
Vimes slid to a halt behind the overturned carriage. Another shot spanged off the cobbles near his arm.
'Detritus?'his chest.Then Carrot cleared the door of the carriage and flung himself across the man, which is why the next shot went through Carrot. Angua slunk out.Gaspode relaxed slightly.'I can't go back,' said Angua. 'I—'She froze. Her ears twitched.'What? What?''He's been hurt!'

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only back in Elm Street. This is my only uniform.'
'You have to put some clothes on when you're human ?'
'Yes.'
'Why? I would have thought a nude woman would be at home in any company, no offence meant.'
'I prefer clothes.'in any case. These looked uglier than necessary.
The militia peered around a corner.
'There's hundreds of people,' said Colon. And loads of trolls outside the Day Watch.'
'Where's the crowd thickest?' said Carrot.
Anywhere the trolls are,' said Colon. He remembereGaspode sniffed at the dirt.'Come on, then,' he sighed. 'We'd better catch up Foul Ole Ron before your chainmail becomes a bottle of Bearhugger's, yes?'Angua looked around. The scent of Foul Ole Ron was practically tangible.'All right. But let's be quick about it.'Wolfbane? You didn't need daft old herbs to make your life a problem, if you spent one week every month with two extra legs and four extra nipples. There were crowds around the Patrician's Palace, and outside the Assassins' Guild. A lot of beggars were in evidence. They looked ugly. Looking ugly is a beggar's stock in trade

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'They're right there!'
Nobby selected one from the shelf and dropped it into its slot. Then he sighted along the shaft. He turned.
'I like this inventory,' said Nobby. 'We'll take it all.'
The man looked down theof the metal penetrated the back of the armourer's fleshy red neck.
'Now, the one behind you, that's a big bow,' said Nobby.
It wasn't as if the six-foot iron arrow was sharp. It was supposed to smash through doorways, not do surgery.
'Can I pull the trigger yet?' Detritus rumbled, into the man's sights at Nobby's eye and, to Angua's horrified admiration, didn't faint.'That little bow don't scare me,' he said.'This little bow scare you?' said Nobby. 'No. Right. This is a little bow. A little bow like this wouldn't scare a man like you, because it's such a little bow. It'd need a bigger bow than this to scare a man like you.'Angua would have given a month's pay to see the quartermaster's face from the front. She'd watched as Detritus had lifted down the siege bow, cocked it with one hand and a barely audible grunt, and stepped forward. Now she could imagine the eyeballs swivelling as the coldness

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round and round in front of Sock's face.
'You give it to me right now or I'll make you eat your own nose!'
A crowd of apprentice butchers was trying to keep out of the way.
'But—'
'Don't you argue with me! I'm an officer of the Watch, I am!'
'But you—'
'You've got one lastdistant voice.
'There's a man of the Watch in there freezing to death,' said Cuddy.

There was quite a crowd around them when they finally got the main door open. Lumps of ice clinked on the stones, and there was a rush of supercold air. chance, mister. Give it to me right now!'Sock shut his eyes.'What is it you want?'The crowd waited.'Ah,' said Cuddy. 'Ahaha. Didn't I say?''No!''I'm pretty sure I did, you know.''You didn't!''Oh. Well. It's the key to the pork futures warehouse, if you must know.' Cuddy jumped down.'Why?'The axe hovered in front of his nose again.'I was just asking,' said Sock, in a desperate and

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but at least I stay the same shape all month, no offence meant.'
'You're asking for a bite.'
'Oh, yeah,' bite, maybe just a nibble—'
'Shut up.' At least you've got a lady friend, Carrot had said. As if there was something on his mind . . .
'A quick lick, even—'
'Shut up.'

'This unrest is all Vetinari's fault,' said the Duke of Eorle. 'The man has no style! So now, of course, we have a city where grocers have as much influence as barons. He even let the plumbers form moaned Gaspode. 'Yeah, you'll bite me. Aaargh. Oh, yes, that'll really worry me, that will. I mean, think about it. I've got so many dog diseases I'm only alive 'cos the little buggers are too busy fighting among 'emselves. I mean, I've even got Licky End, and you only get that if you're a pregnant sheep. Go on. Bite me. Change my life. Every time there's a full moon, suddenly I grow hair and yellow teeth and have to go around on all fours. Yes, I can see that making a big difference to my ongoing situation. Actually,' he said, 'I'm definitely on a losing streak in the hair department, so maybe a, you know, not the whole

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Right. Carry on, then.'
Carrot stood up and removed his helmet. He smoothed down his hair. Then he raised his right hand.
'Raise your right hands, too,' he said. 'Er. . . that's the one nearest Lance-Constable Angua, Lance-Constable Detritus. And repeat after me . . .' He closed his eyes and his lips moved for a moment, as though he was reading something off the inside of his skull.
' "I comma of said duty comma so help me bracket aforefaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop." '
Angua subsided gratefully, and then did see Carrot's face. There were unmistakable square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma" . . .'He nodded at them. 'You say it.'They chorused a reply. Angua tried not to laugh.' ". . . do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket . . ." 'Angua couldn't trust herself to look at Carrot's face.' ". . . to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public truft comma and defend the fubjects of His ftroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majefty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket . . ." 'Angua tried to look at a point behind Carrot's ear. On top of everything else, Detritus' patient monotone was already several dozen words behind everyone else.' ". . . without fear comma favour comma or thought of perfonal fafety semi-colon to purfue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if necefsary in the caufe

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“Er ...” said Weaver. “Didn’t recognize you in your fly-ing hat, miss ...”
“I thought you were doing the Entertainment? What’s happened? Where is everyone? Where is my going-to-be-husband?”
“Er...”
Yes, it was “Miss!” said Weaver, his eyes full of pleading. “Don’t say
it! We heard ‘em go down the street. Dozens of ‘em. And
they’ve stolen old Thatcher’s cow and Skindle’s goat and
they broke down the door of—“
“Why’d you put a bowl of milk out?” Magrat demanded.probably the helmet. That’s what Magrat decided afterward. There are certain items, such as swords and wizards’ hats and crowns and rings, which pick up something of the nature of their owners. Queen Ynci had probably never sewn a tapestry in her life and undoubtedly had a temper shorter than a wet cowpat. It was better to think that something of her had rubbed off on the helmet and was being transmitted to Magrat like some kind of royal scalp disease. It was better to let Ynci take over.She grabbed Weaver by his collar.“If you say ‘Er’ one more time,” she said, “I’ll chop your ears off.”“Er . . . aargh ... I mean, miss . . . it’s the Lords and Ladies, miss!”“It really is the elves?”

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Magrat couldn’t help noticing that Diamanda was strik-ingly good-looking and, from what she’d heard, quite brave enough to stand up to Granny Weatherwax. She could hardly wait to get her better so that she could envy her properly.
The wound seemed to be healing up nicely, but there seemed to be—
Magrat strode to the bellpull in the comer and hauled on it.
After a minute or two Shawn Ogg arrived, panting.
There was gold paint on his hands.
“What,” said Magrat, “are all these things?”
“Um. Don’t like to say, ma’am ...”
“One happens to be ... very nearly ... the queen,” said Magrat.
“Yes, but the king Shawn looked at his feet. There was gold paint on his boots, too.
“Well, our mum said ...”
“Yes?”
“Our mum said I was to see to it that there was iron round her. So me and Millie got some bars from down the smithy and wrapped ‘em up like this and Millie packed ‘em round her.”said ... well. Granny said—““Granny Weatherwax does not happen to rule the king-dom,” said Magrat. She hated herself when she spoke like this, but it seemed to work. “And anyway she’s not here. One is here, however, and if you don’t tell one what’s going on I’ll see to it that you do all the dirty jobs around the palace.”“But I do all the dirty jobs anyway,” said Shawn.“I shall see to it that there are dirtier ones.”Magrat picked up one of the bundles. It was made up of strips of sheet wrapped around what turned out to be an iron bar.“They’re all around her,” she said. “Why?”

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Ogg turned over again. There was a slithering noise from the end of the bed, and a muffled yowl as Greebo hit the floor.
And Nanny sat up.
“Get your walking paws on, young fella-me-lad. We’re going out.”
As she passed through the midnight kitchen she paused, took one of the big black flatirons from the hob by the fire, and attached it to a length of clothesline.
For all her life she’d walked at night through Lancre with no thought of carrying a weapon of any sort. Of course, for most of that time she’d recognizably been a witch, and any importunate prowler would’ve ended up taking his essentials away in a paper bag, but even so it was generally true of any woman in Lancre. Man too, come to that.
Now she could sense Granny got to her feet from the shadow of the Piper, where she had been sitting quite invisibly in the blackness.
“Learned that from my dad,” she said. “When he went hunting. He always used to say a bad hunter chases, a good hunter waits.”
“Oh? So you’re hunting me now?”her own fear.The elves were coming back all right, casting their shad-ows before them.110Diamanda reached the crest of the hill.She paused. She wouldn’t put it past that oldWeatherwax woman to have followed her. She felt sure there had been something tracking her in the woods.There was no one else around.She turned.“Evenin’, miss.”“You? You did follow me!”
“No. I was just waiting

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“Some king’s getting married and wants us to come.”
“Oh dear, oh dear,” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
“Some tinpot king gets wed and he wants us to come?”
“It’s up in the mountains,” said the Archchancellor, qui-etly “Good trout fishin’ in those parts, as I recall. My word. Lancre. Good grief. Hadn’t thought about the place in years. You know, there’s glacier lakes up there where the fish’ve never seen a rod. Lancre. Yes.”
“And it’s far too. . . and the sky’s a deeper blue than anywhere else, it’s very . . . and the grass ...and ...”
He returned abruptly from the landscapes of memory.
“Got to go, then,” he said. “Duty calls. Head of state get-tin’ married. Important occasion. Got to have a few wizards there. Look of the thing. Nobblyess obligay.”
“Well, I’m not going,” said the Dean. “It’s not natural, the countryside far,” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.Ridcully wasn’t listening. “And there’s deer. Thousands of head of deer. And elk. Wolves all over the place. Mountain lions too, I shouldn’t wonder. I heard that Ice Eagles have been seen up there again, too.”His eyes gleamed.“There’s only half a dozen of ‘em left,” he said.Mustrum Ridcully did a lot for rare species. For one thing, he kept them rare.“It’s the back of beyond,” said the Dean. “Right off the edge of the map.”“Used to stay with my uncle up there, in the holidays,” said Ridcully, his eyes misty with distance. “Great days I had up there. Great days. The summers up there

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other two had been enjoying themselves.
She wiped the dust off her mirror and examined herself critically. Not a lot to work with, really. No matter what she did with her hair it LORQ8 ft/VD ift0f£6
She did her best with the dress and dragged a vengeful brush through her hair.
Then she went up to the castle.
Guard duty at Lancre castle was the province of anyone who didn’t have much of anything else to do at the moment. On duty today was Nanny Ogg’s youngest son Shawn, in ill-fitting chain-mail. He brought himself to what he probably thought was attention as Magrat pattered past, and then dropped his pike and hurried after her.took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe left in a shed. She’d bought herself a new green dress, but what had looked exciting and attractive on the plaster model looked like a furled umbrella on a Magrat.Whereas Verence had been here reigning for eight months. Of course, Lancre was so small that you couldn’t lie down without a passport, but he was a genuine king and genuine kings tended to attract young women looking for career opportunities in the queening department.l Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight andtie the lawnmower to the bicycles.16

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right. That's right," said Brutha. "Which ones are you?"
Urn leaned closer.
"How's your memory?"
"Unfortunately, it is fine."
"Good. Good. Uh. It would be a good idea to stay out of trouble, d'you hear . . . if anything happens. Remember the Turtle. Well, of course you would."
"What things?"
Urn pattedUrn ran after him and then stopped briefly and turned.
"Be careful," he said. "We need what's in your head!"
Brutha watched them go.
"So do I," he murmured.
And then he was alone again. him on the shoulder, making Brutha think for a moment of Vorbis. Vorbis, who never touched another person inside his head, was a great toucher with his hands."Best if you don't know what's happening," said Urn."But I don't know what's happening," said Brutha."Good. That's the way."The burly man gestured with his knife towards the tunnels that led into the rock."Are we going, or what?" he demanded.
But he thought: Hold on. I don't have to be. I'm a bishop. At least I can watch. Om's gone and soon the world will end, so at least I might as well watch it happen.

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what do you think of it?" he asked.
"They have many gods, and they don't pay them much attention," said Brutha. "And they search for ignorance."
"And they find it in abundance, be sure of that," said Vorbis.
He pointed his staff into the night. "Let us walk," he said.
There was the sound of laughter, somewhere in the darkness, and the clatter of pans. The scent of evening-opening flowers hung thickly in the air. The stored heat of daytime radiating from the stones, made the night seem like a fragrant soup.
"Ephebe looks to the sea," said Vorbis after a while. "You see the way it is built? All on the slope of a hill facing the sea. But the sea is mutable. Nothing lasting comes from the sea. Whereas our dear Citadel looks towards the high desert. And what do we see there?"
Instinctively Brutha turned, and looked over the rooftops to the black bulk of the desert against the sky.
"I saw a flash And candles. And lamps."
"And so on," said Vorbis, nodding. "Of course. But there is another kind of light. A light that fills even the darkest of places. This has to be. For if this metalight did not exist, how could darkness be seen?"
Brutha said nothing. This sounded too much like philosophy.of light," he said. "And again. On the slope.""Ah. The light of truth," said Vorbis. "So let us go forth to meet it. Take me to the entrance to the labyrinth, Brutha. You know the way.""My lord?" said Brutha."Yes, Brutha?""I would like to ask you a question.""Do so.""What happened to Brother Murduck?"There was the merest suggestion of hesitation in the rhythm of Vorbis's stick on the cobbles. Then the exquisitor said, "Truth, good Brutha, is like the light. Do you know about light?""It . . . comes from the sun. And the moon and stars.
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walked past a fountain. The deacon's steelshod staff clicked in the night.
"I see a great future for you in the Church," said Vorbis, eventually. "The time of the eighth Prophet is coming. A time of expansion, and great opportunity for those true in the service of Om."
Brutha looked ," he said, "who can stand against us? You impress me, Brutha."
There was more laughter in the darkness, and the twang of stringed instruments.
"A feast," sneered Vorbis. "The Tyrant invited us to a feast! I sent some of the party, of course. Even their generals are in there! They think themselves safe behind their labyrinth, as a tortoise thinks himself safe in his shell, not realizing it is a prison. Onward."
The inner wall of the labyrinth loomed out of the darkness. Brutha leaned against it. From far above came the chink of metal on metal as a sentry went on his rounds.into the pit.If Vorbis was right, and there was a kind of light that made darkness visible, then down there was its opposite, the darkness where no light could ever reach: darkness that blackened light. He thought of blind Didactylos and his empty lantern.He heard himself say, "And with people like the Ephebians, there is no truce. No treaty can be held binding, if it is between people like the Ephebians and those who follow a deeper truth?"Vorbis nodded. "When the Great God is with us

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turned me on my back!No, he with a mind as incisive as a meringue. And if Brutha found out that . . .Or if Brutha died . . ."How are you feeling?" said Om.turned a tortoise on its back.Yes. Me.No. You're a god.Yes, but a persistently tortoise-shaped one.If he had known you were a god . . .But Om remembered Vorbis's absorbed expression, in a pair of grey eyes in front
ambition in his big flabby body. And this is what you've got to work with . . .
The god part said: Vorbis would have been better. Be rational. A mind like that could do anything!
He of a mind as impenetrable as a steel ball. He'd never seen a mind shaped like that on anything walking upright. There was someone who probably would turn a god on his back, just to see what would happen. Someone who'd overturn the universe, without thought of consequence, for the sake of the knowledge of what happened when the universe was flat on its back . . .But what he had to work with was Brutha, ."
"Snuggle down under the sails a bit more," said Om. "You don't want to catch a chill."
There's got to be someone else, he thought. It can't be just him who . . . the rest of the thought was so terrible he tried to block it from his mind, but he couldn't .
. . . it can't be just him who believes in me.
Really in me. Not in a pair of golden horns. Not in a

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Brutha trailed behind the other three, and risked a whisper.
"What's the matter?"
"Him! The bald one! Push him over the side!"
Vorbis half-turned, caught Brutha's embarrassed attention, and smiled.
"We will have"No one knows."
"Excepting the God, of course," said Vorbis.
The captain's face was a sickly yellow.
"Of course. Certainly," he said.
"Brutha?" shouted the tortoise. "Are you listening to me?"
"And over there?" said Vorbis.
The sailor followed his extended arm. our minds broadened, I am sure," he said. He turned back to the captain, and pointed to a large bird gliding down the face of the waves."The Pointless Albatross," said the captain promptly. "Flies from the Hub to the Ri-” he faltered. But Vorbis was gazing with apparent affability at the view."He turned me over in the sun! Look at his mind!""From one pole of the world to the other, every year," said the captain. He was sweating slightly."Really?" said Vorbis. "Why?"