Salvador Dali The Great Masturbator

Right. Carry on, then.'
Carrot stood up and removed his helmet. He smoothed down his hair. Then he raised his right hand.
'Raise your right hands, too,' he said. 'Er. . . that's the one nearest Lance-Constable Angua, Lance-Constable Detritus. And repeat after me . . .' He closed his eyes and his lips moved for a moment, as though he was reading something off the inside of his skull.
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